No, really. I’m convinced.
Not only was she able to wear a LIKES GIRLS shirt on stage in front of thousands of people, her blog post is earning her massive kudos and winning over the hearts and minds of people everywhere. Though by denying she’s a lesbian she has simultaneously crushed the spirit of “delusional fantasists” who are now convinced she’s straight, all the while still saying she LOVES GIRLS and that women give her things men can’t, and keeping the door open for bisexuality.
Hahahaha. It is truly epic and I bow down to her greatness.